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Milton berle took a liking to me and gravitated to me, i think because in the early 1970s i had written all. Berle first appeared on the vaudeville stage at age 10. Milton berle, milton berles joke book out of my trunk. One of the legends of show biz delves into his pers. Its the unkindest thing one can say about a dead comedian, but its the sad truth. With more than 2,000 kidfriendly sidesplittersfrom knockknock jokes, to riddles and puns, to some of the silliest gutbusters everthis book is more than a gigantic collection of wisecracks, its a musthave for any jokester. This revealing, confessional style autobiography traces the legendary comics early years in silent films, vaudeville, and radio to his ascent to becoming mr.

Buy a cheap copy of milton berles private joke file. Milton berle took a liking to me and gravitated to me, i think because in the early seventies i had written all these jokes for catskill comics. And since berle was famous for appropriating other peoples jokesjack benny. Over 10,000 of his best gags, anecdotes, and oneliners 9780517587164 by berle, milton and a great selection of similar new, used and collectible books available now at great prices. Milton berle stand up jokes all of your life you were crazy about cars, i guess thats why you turned out to be such a crank. I purchased this to book to remind me of what was funny so long ago. So, contrary to what some of you might think, he was a bit before my time. Juvenile nonfiction milton berle s private joke file. You played to peoples stereotypes with those jokes jack benny was the cheap one and so on and with berle, all i had known was he wore a dress on tv and supposedly stole everybodys jokes. The smart parents guide to private education petersons private secondary schools, 20002001 milton averys vermont the jungle. Jan 10, 1988 besides the book, berle has two tv shows in the can.

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The paperback of the milton berles private joke file. I was looking forward to reading through uncle milties jokes. Back around 199293, i acquired the paperback edition of this book. Milton berle took a liking to me and gravitated to me, i think because in the early 1970s i had written all these jokes for catskill. My father, uncle miltie is a luridly entertaining look at one. Over 10,000 of his best gags, anecdotes, and oneliners by milton berle 1992, paperback at the best online prices at ebay. Milton berles private joke file by milton berle 1989.

Two elderly women are at a catskill mountain resort. Milton berle, original name milton berlinger, born july 12, 1908, new york, new york, u. When you take a joke away from milton berle, its not stealing, its repossessingthe cards in the. Download pdf more one liners jokes gags free online. The more the merrier per blessed is the man who fills his quiver with youalthough another one of berles jokes from the second book probably has some truth in it.

The children section in milton berles private joke file starts off with this italics his. How proud you were when they named you americas best. Over the course of his career, the late actor became as well known for his prodigious penis as he was for his comedy. His first stage appearance was in florodora in atlantic city, new jersey. And i wrote jokes for a lot of the friars club roasts, where uncle miltie was usually the roastmaster. Yet berle is remembered today less for his jokes, or his comedy, than he is for both being a big dick and having a big dick. July 12, 1908 march 27, 2002 was an american comedian and actor. One of the legends of show biz delves into his personal treasury of jokes the most comprehensive storehouse of 20thcentury humor in the worldlos angeles. Milton berle, milton berles joke book out of my trunk abebooks. Solid copy with slight spine cock, previous owner name and address in ink on dedication page, foxing spots on inside covers and pages, full lamination with wrinkles on front cover, reading crease on both covers, stress lines on back cover, edge wear to spine ends and corner tips. About two hundred and fifty people packed the friars club the other day for a. Milton berle earned his nickname, the thief of bad gags, through quick oneliners like these from his book milton berles private joke file. He says he has 6 12 million yuks filed in his computer at home, about 10,000 of which have been selected for his justpublished the rest of the best of milton berles private joke file. Aug 12, 2015 video edited and compiled by wolfgang riebe to a comedian that has been a great inspiration in my career, whose huge book, milton berle private joke file got me going in comedy.

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Berles career as an entertainer spanned over 80 years, first in silent films and on stage as a child actor, then in radio, movies and television. His publicist gary warned that we shouldnt deal with the penis thing. With his mothers encouragement, he continued in vaudeville throughout his youth, and he. A notsofunny look at 6 comedians accused of plagiarism. Quotes and jokes by milton berle milton berle was an american comedian and actor. Apr 22, 20 and since berle was famous for appropriating other peoples jokesjack benny. Milton berle was born milton berlinger on july 12, 1908, in new york city, to sarah glantz and moses berlinger, a paint and varnish salesman. He was educated at new york professional childrens school and began performing at age 5. As the manic host of nbcs texaco star theater from 19481955, he was the first major star of television and as such became known as uncle miltie or mr. The legend of milton berles supposedly giant dick mel. Nov 28, 2009 you played to peoples stereotypes with those jokes jack benny was the cheap one and so on and with berle, all i had known was he wore a dress on tv and supposedly stole everybodys jokes. Inspiring quotes by milton berle, one of the wittiest man ever. One is a nostalgic comedy, side by side, costarring sid caesar and danny thomas that will air on cbs this spring. Stern writes about the encounter in his book private parts.